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Friday, October 3, 2008

«PSA: Bright Orb Rising»

[ ALERT! THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. ]

There is a bright orb rising over the East horizon. It is expected to follow an arching path across the sky and disappear in the West. Scientists are calling it a phenomena, and are advising caution when observing it directly. When or if this event induces panic, walk, not run, to the nearest exit.

This event is expected to reoccur in the very near future.

[ THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Master Marf. ]

4 comments:

  1. Don't forget that it makes you HOT. It's like on fire or something.

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  2. In the far north, it only feels warm and comfy.

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  3. @ Monique: Actually it's not on fire, as fire requires oxygen. It's actually fusing hydrogen into helium.

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  4. Apparently you missed the "like" in there. Duh.

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