«Caturday: Pants Thread Socks»

No pants?

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«Motivational Monday: Originality»

I wonder how he got the boot on his head that far?

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«Pocket Inventory»

Well, I called in for jury duty and the trial set for today was canceled. Now I have to call on the 9th after 5pm for further instructions.

As I promised earlier, here's an inventory of my pockets. We'll assume I'm dressed as I would be if you met me out on the street; fully clothed, with my vest and coat on. I usually carry things in my jeans, trench coat, and (mainly) my vest. Some of the items I carry are quite random.

Pants (5 pockets)

• 4GB thumb drive
• house keys
• wallet

Trench coat (5 pockets)

• 3 feet of CAT 6 networking cable
• atomic fireball candy
• checkbook
• earplugs
• fake rose petal
• wint-o-green mints

Scott-e-vest (29 pockets)

• 2 AAA batteries
• 2 sets of earplugs
• 5 hair ties
• carmex lip ointment
• comb
• earbuds (wired through the vest)
• folding scissors
• green laser pointer
• gum
• hand sanitizer
• LED flashlight
• leatherman micro
• lighter
• micro-fiber cloth (for cleaning glasses)
• MP3 player
• napkins
• non-functioning mini-flashlight
• pen
• sheet of paper
• spare shoelaces
• titanium spork

I have plenty more room in the vest, and several empty pockets still. The vest has a few deep pockets that I can make surprisingly large items disappear into, as well as 2 water bottle holders that I sometimes use.

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