«Woodland Critter Christmas»

Here is a great South Park Christmas special, Woodland Critter Christmas. (I know, it's just like TV, complete with commercials.)

So if your internet connection is fast enough to stream video, gather the family¹ 'round the computer screen, because it is time to watch my personal favorite cartoon Christmas special, Woodland Critter Christmas.

Have a happy Christmas, everyone.

^1:South Park is known for its crude humor, and may not be suitable for young children.

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«Lots of Google Images (Image Heavy)»

I got the idea for this over at Escape Hatch. This is one reason I put in the post truncation; this is a very long post.

So here's how it works, for each of the things below you search your answer in Google Images and post the first picture (at least the first picture that's safe for work). I've replaced a couple of the ones from Escape Hatch that didn't really apply to me.

If you hover your mouse over each image, you should be able to see what my answer for each question was. Some of the images match up pretty well, while others are unrelated to my search.

The name of the state where you were born:

The name of the city/town:

[image removed by request of owner]

Age at next birthday:

Your first name:

Your middle name:

Your favorite food:

Your favorite drink:

Your favorite smell:

Your favorite color: (the first few were NSFW)

Your nickname:

Your relationship status:

Your current mood:

Computer name: (My replacement for "Your pets, by name:")

What is your combined computer screen resolution: (My replacement for "What do you drive:")

What do your want your combined computer screen resolution to be: (My replacement for "What do you want to drive:")

What did you do last night:

What are you doing today:

The name of your love, or passion: (the first picture was actually of a mac laptop, but I hate mac and couldn't bring myself to have that as my love or passion pic)

Your bad habit: (no, not pit stains)

Your ideal employer: (My replacement for "Your first job:")

What you are thinking about right now:

What makes you laugh:

What are you going to do after this:

Your best feature:

Wow, that's a lot of images for a blog post. Does this mean my next few can be without images to make up for it? I think I'll talk about "The Game" in more detail in a later blog post.

Any copyrights on any of the images above belong to their respective owners. I claim my usage of them here under the US fair use policy.

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«Beware the Peep Eyes»

Last year, South Park finally made the connection between the resurrection of Christ and what Easter is now; bunnies hiding colored eggs. But where do the peeps come in?

Let's talk for a moment about Peeps. You know, those little marshmallow chicks... Beware their eyes, they are insoluble, even in sulfuric acid and phenol.

Conclusion: Given enough time, the proper resources, and access to some really toxic stuff, one can probably dissolve just about anything except Peep eyes.

- Peep Research

Some people make it a tradition to have Peeps joust in the microwave with toothpicks...
PEEP WARS


Happy Easter everyone!

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«Future Plans for Master Marf»

I'm working on merging my blog and my website, Realm of Marf. My final outcome will be similar to what Realm of Marf is now, but with this blog as the home page. Also, the entire thing will use the same template as the blog. I have a test blog set up, so I can get everything all organized and situated without affecting this blog until I'm ready. I'm still tweaking the template a bit.

As many of you know, you can't just make a page with a blog unless it's a new article. I don't want some things to be formatted like an article with the date and all. So I'll use the website for any additional pages I want, linking to them from my blog. They will be supplements for the blog.

I'm using a different domain that matches my blog's a little better, so Realm of Marf itself will be taken down. It will remain up for a while after with warnings that it's going to go down and re-direct people to the blog. That should give people a chance to update their bookmarks, and I hopefully won't loose much of my traffic over there.

I'm not sure of the time frame I'm looking at for these changes. Just giving a heads up that they are coming.

Please leave comments suggesting other sections you'd like to see added. Any games you'd like to see? I'm thinking about adding the falling sand game and a few of its variants. What else would be fun or useful for you?

On a totally unrelated note, new South Park episodes start on March 12th!

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