«Orabrush Ad»

Yes, I skipped yesterday. Deal with it.

I was going to embed Kazusan's Day Out as a random video for today. However, the advertisement that played before I could watch it blew it out of the water in terms of randomness. I present to you, the Orabrush ad I saw:

iPad 2 PUNKED! (Parody)

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«Try the New McDonald's»

Mmmm... I love a good Anus Pounder.

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«Old Spice Guy»

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Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like


This post is now diamonds.

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«Motivational Monday: Head on»

I hold to the philosophy that everything can be joked about, especially the tragic things.

If you don't remember or haven't seen them, this is a spoof of the rather annoying Headon TV commercials that ran a while back. They'd say it 3 or 4 times in a row, "Headon: apply directly to the forehead." Without ever really telling you what the product actually does...

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«Most Interesting Man in the World»

He can slam revolving doors.
His beard rivals that of Wise Beard Man's.
He once thought he was wrong, but he was wrong about that.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

Stay thirsty, my friends!

Please note: I do not endorse the drinking beer or beating of wives.

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«Aflac is Watching You»

Always watching...

So there's some pretty odd phobias out there. Like Anatidaephobia, the fear that a duck is constantly watching you somehow.

After seeing that, I can see how some people might think there really IS a duck watching them... You got to love poor random ad placement.

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«The Stick You Could Be Saving With... Google?»

So I ran across this Google Ad during my ventures in the interwebs yesterday (pictured to the right, but not an actual live ad unit). The ad linked to Google's campaign: Pet Stick: A 'Worst-Case' Case Study

The ad says "Trust us, this is going somewhere." I'm pretty sure it already has. It seems to me, adding googly eyes to a random object is clearly NOT a Google innovation. In fact, I'm pretty sure Geico already did it. I'm speaking of course about "The Money You Could be Saving With Geico."

Geico | "Kash Kitchen"


Oddly enough, during my vacation 5 months back, I saw "The Money You Could be Saving With Geico" everywhere... On giant billboards, on TV, even in the trash (they had sent out postcards with the money picture to people). It got to the point that my dad and I started seeing it in other things, even...

This image was taken in Mount Vernon, Washington on May 24th, 2009.

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«Unusual Ads: Braille Superstore»

"many of which you've never seen before."

What an ironic statement.

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«Vince Arrested»

I think we've seen that last of that Vince "Offer" Shlomi guy. He was arrested for beating up a hooker. Somehow I don't think many companies want someone like that as their spokesman for marketing their products. Click an image to view full.

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit…notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face…. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

The 2-page police report for Vince:

The 2-page police report for Harris:

"You're gonna love my nuts..."

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«Vince Offer»

From the Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, the Wow Shaman!

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Here in the United States we have a couple of really annoying infomercial guys. This Vince Offer guy is one of them¹. Yes, apparently the guy's last name is "Offer" and he's an ex-Scientologist.

For those of you who have not seen him (i.e., don't see United States television), here's the ShamWow commercial:

ShamWow (Full Length)


And for that "you're gonna love my testicles!" line in the comic, look to the Slap Chop commercial. At time index 0:36 in the video he says "You're gonna love my nuts." Vince is insulting as well. He says things like "stop having a boring life".

Slap Chop (2 minute version)


"Within the next 20 minutes, 'cuz you know we can't do this all day." Yeah... Except you will see the damn commercial every 20 minutes all day²...


^1: Billy Mays is the other one.
^2: Assuming you watch the TV all day, which I don't.

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«Unusual Ads: Anal Douche»

The other day I ran across this little ad, proving that you can probably buy anything you can think of on Amazon.


Remember, make it sparkle!

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