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Monday, March 14, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Age (Steven Seagal)»

One thing that has changed since 2006 is that he's gained weight.

Age / Steven Seagal is immune to it.

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Monday, March 7, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Man Up»

And now for something manly, this blog has been severely lacking in the "manliness" department lately.
Man Up / Wahh I've got a kidney stone. botch, bitch, bitch.

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Monday, February 28, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Penguin»

No, it's not a motivational pony... This time.

Why / is there a penguin on the helipad?

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Monday, February 21, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Pinky Pie»

I'll admit it. I've been watching the new My Little Pony series on YouTube. Yes, I'm a grown man. I blame the internet.

Always Bet on Pinky Pie / Even a Little Pony knows when "it's Time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubble Gum"

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Monday, February 14, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Valentine's Day»

Yet Another Valentine's Day. Haven't I had enough of these alone?

While this is now the 4th year I've blogged about it, it's actually my 24th Valentine's Day alone. Admittedly the first years of my life don't really count because I was too young anyway. But really? I'm 24 and still don't have anyone to properly enjoy Valentine's Day with? Sad but true.

Valentine's Day / making single people feel like shit since 496 AD

At least my utter hatred of this day has subsided into bitter apathy.

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Monday, February 7, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Stop Time»

Things you never knew your household microwave could do...

Stop Time / It is possible

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Monday, January 31, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Coincidence»

Northern Africa has been in the news lately... Tunisia and Egypt especially.

Coincidence / Because you couldn't have planned it any better.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

«Motivational Tuesday: Late Again»

Because we'll say I meant to post it late. Why? Because it's different.

Late Again / Excellent! We're on short-time anyway..

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Monday, January 17, 2011

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Monday, January 3, 2011

«Motivational Monday: Irony»

I don't even know who Alanis Morissette is. But I've heard the expression before.

Irony / it ain't just for Alanis Morissett

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Monday, December 27, 2010

«Motivational Monday: TF2 Medics»

So after playing Team Fortress 2 for a bit, I've centered on the Medic as my favorite class to play. Pyro and Demoman are fun too. However, I feel that I'm helping the team the most when I play Medic.

Medics / Always more useful than snipers.
That's the Medic in the long coat, making the Heavy invincible.

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Monday, December 20, 2010

«Motivational Monday: Heavy Riding a Shark»

So for some reason I've started playing Team Fortress 2. I've had it since the Orange Box came out back in 2007, just never played it. It's a war-themed hat trading simulator and auction house.

Picture Unrelated / but it's a fancy Heavy carrying a cake and riding a shark with a piano on its back, with balloon animals everywhere. Enjoy.

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Monday, December 13, 2010

«Motivational Monday: Hungry Pope»

What he does with the child before he eats it is up for speculation.

The Pope / He will steal your baby and eat it.

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Monday, December 6, 2010

«Motivational Monday: Free Thinker»

Because atheists worship Satan, even though we don't believe in him.

Religion / ...enough said.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

«Motivational Monday: Tactical Facepalm»

The US government's initial response to Wikileaks, before they started their damage control.

Tactical Facepalm / Sometimes a regular facepalm just doesn't cut it.
What's wrong with the guy in the front's finger anyway?

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Monday, November 22, 2010

«Motivational Monday: Frostbite»

The weather forecast here in Boise is calling for a low of 1 degree Fahrenheit Tuesday night... And high winds.

Frostbite / This guy was only outside for 5 minutes

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Monday, November 15, 2010

«Motivational Monday: The Bible»

It's the unerring word of God. The Bible itself even says so.

The Bible / Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house

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Monday, November 8, 2010

«Motivational Monday: Precision Shooting»

Being in a famous image in the internet however, is right up his alley.

Precision Shooting / ...probably not this guy's specialty

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Monday, November 1, 2010

«Motivational Monday: 14 Seconds»

What constitutes "average mammal"? I don't think a guy in a costume qualifies as average. For that matter, that sounds like one of those statistics made up on the spot.

14 Seconds / The time it takes the average mammal to understand the mechanics of a sliding door.

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