Wednesday, June 4, 2008

«Pocket Inventory»

Well, I called in for jury duty and the trial set for today was canceled. Now I have to call on the 9th after 5pm for further instructions.

As I promised earlier, here's an inventory of my pockets. We'll assume I'm dressed as I would be if you met me out on the street; fully clothed, with my vest and coat on. I usually carry things in my jeans, trench coat, and (mainly) my vest. Some of the items I carry are quite random.

Pants (5 pockets)

  • 4GB thumb drive
  • house keys
  • wallet
Trench coat (5 pockets)
  • 3 feet of CAT 6 networking cable
  • atomic fireball candy
  • checkbook
  • earplugs
  • fake rose petal
  • wint-o-green mints
Scott-e-vest (29 pockets)
  • 2 AAA batteries
  • 2 sets of earplugs
  • 5 hair ties
  • carmex lip ointment
  • comb
  • earbuds (wired through the vest)
  • folding scissors
  • green laser pointer
  • gum
  • hand sanitizer
  • LED flashlight
  • leatherman micro
  • lighter
  • micro-fiber cloth (for cleaning glasses)
  • MP3 player
  • napkins
  • non-functioning mini-flashlight
  • pen
  • sheet of paper
  • spare shoelaces
  • titanium spork
I have plenty more room in the vest, and several empty pockets still. The vest has a few deep pockets that I can make surprisingly large items disappear into, as well as 2 water bottle holders that I sometimes use.

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