«The Flawed Cheek»

Here's an example of why we are not made in God's image. Let's set aside for the moment that God doesn't even exist...

The human body is flawed in many ways. If we were made in the image of a God (perfect being), we wouldn't be flawed. Case in point: I bit the inside of my cheek while eating dinner on Christmas. You know what happens when you bite your cheek; it swells up so you end up biting it even more. That my friends, is not the outcome of perfect design.

Thus, we were not made in the image of, or even designed by God. God would have not overlooked such a design flaw; Q.E.D.

...Ok, so that's not the most logical way to prove my point. I'm just bitching about how my cheek hurts!

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«PSA: Hot When Heated»

[ ALERT! THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. ]

Danger! Objects may become hot when heated. It has been found by an independent panel of scientists and doctors that hot objects may cause injury in the form of burns if touched. Please exercise caution when handling objects that have been heated.

[ THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Master Marf. ]

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«The Immortal Bird»

I had to take pictures of this raven when I saw it. Look closely; you'll see it has a dart through its head! Almost looks like it went in the throat and out the eye on the other side. How it's still alive, I don't know. Click an image to view full.

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