I feel like the future has been stolen from me.
Colonizing Space - '70s Style!
Where's my damn space colonies? Flying car? Mr. Fusion?! Nope. Just a retired 30-year-old shuttle program and a cancelled space telescope.
At least the Russians are getting their shit together. Monday they will launch a Cold War era telescope. They still have manned missions to space. Looks like we called "winner" of the Cold War a bit prematurely.
And how's China coming along? Better than the US I'm sure, at least they're trying!1
1: Yes, I mad.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
«Goodbye Future»
Friday, July 8, 2011
«Last Shuttle Launch»
Well, here it is. The final shuttle mission. STS-135. Assuming weather permits, it launches today.
I can't help but feel a bit sad. While other generations watched in awe as the first men set foot on the moon, I get to see the end of the shuttle program.
Take a good long look at Atlantis. This image is the final rollout of the final shuttle mission.

Yes, the shuttles are aged. Atlantis has been in space 32 times before this final mission. It marks the 166th manned NASA space flight, and the last planned. Since the cancellation of the Constellation program, it looks like it is up to commercial vehicles to continue the future of US-based space flight. While I would love to see the commercialization of space, they're just not ready yet. Until then, we are to rely on the Russians.
EDIT: I'm happy to report that America's final shuttle launch was successful. I was watching it live on NASA's HD livestream on their website.
See the rest of “Last Shuttle Launch”»
Monday, July 4, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
«IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS»
HI, MASTER MARF HERE!
DOES IT SEEM LIKE TIME IS JUST FLYING BY? DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING TRACK OF THE YEARS? WELL I'VE GOT A REALITY CHECK FOR YOU!
IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE BILLY MAYS, THE TELEVISION PITCHMAN LEGEND DIED. THAT'S RIGHT! NOT ONE, BUT TWO WHOLE YEARS! DON'T BELIEVE ME? HERE'S HOW TO CHECK FOR YOURSELF:Wikipedia: Billy Mays.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! YOU CAN ALSO READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS I MADE IN THE DAYS AFTER HIS DEATH: Motivational Monday: Billy Mays AND Billy Mays, Goodnight Sweet Prince.
P.S.: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL1!
1: At least it is for June 28th.
Friday, June 17, 2011
«Oh, So Much Truth»
So much truth about how atheism is viewed by society it hurts.
Double Standard
I'm sorry for the lack of posting. I'm just not feeling the whole daily blogging thing. I do acknowledge that I need to post more...
Saturday, May 21, 2011
«You Know What This Means»
Apocalypse Not: Harold Camping wrong – again – about 'The Rapture'
You know what this means, don't you? The Rapture DID happen today, and everyone on Earth was left behind. Think about it, everyone breaks something the Bible commands of you. Newborn babies have original sin. You really think someone like that would be "saved"?
So life continues after the Rapture. Pretty much exactly as it did before the Rapture. Almost like it never happened...
Monday, March 21, 2011
«Another Break»
I think I need another break for a bit. Perhaps collect some ideas for posts. I've just been completely out of ideas.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
«Ponyday: Taste Glory Awesome»
FYI: Rainbows are extremely spicy. "They're not known for their flavor."
Friday, March 18, 2011
«Orabrush Ad»
Yes, I skipped yesterday. Deal with it.
I was going to embed Kazusan's Day Out as a random video for today. However, the advertisement that played before I could watch it blew it out of the water in terms of randomness. I present to you, the Orabrush ad I saw:
iPad 2 PUNKED! (Parody)
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
«Modestleaf»
Snivy, commonly referred to as Smugleaf because of how smug it looks. Funny thing, mine has a modest nature.
Monday, March 14, 2011
«Motivational Monday: Age (Steven Seagal)»
One thing that has changed since 2006 is that he's gained weight.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
«Dramatic Pony»
Dramatic Twilight Sparkle
So much better than Dramatic Look Gopher.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
«Ponyday: Night of Pony»
I almost couldn't contain the awesomeness of this video long enough to post it today.
Night Of Pony
Honestly I think the video starts out a bit rough, but once it hits the 1 minute mark it finds its groove. The sequence that starts at time index 2:34 is the best part.
Friday, March 11, 2011
«Supermoon»
Now all the "Supermoon" naysayers feel justified. So what if the 9.0 earthquake in Japan was a week early?
I've been hearing about this "Supermoon" that's going to destroy the world on March 19th. The moon's slightly elliptical orbit will bring it closer to Earth than it has been in... wait for it... 18 whole years! It will be a couple thousand miles closer to Earth than normal. That's between 1 and 2 percent closer.
Even though it didn't destroy the Earth 18 years ago (in fact nothing out of the ordinary happened), that was just practice. This time it's for real and the moon is going to unleash hell. Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, volcanoes, severe weather... Any natural disaster you can name has been predicted to happen.
And some of it might. Not because of the moon, but just because these things happen. These "Supermoon" folk predicted all hell to break loose on a very specific day: March 19th. However, we'll most likely find out this Earthquake in Japan today is the worst thing to happen anywhere near that time. So they'll end up taking credit for that and say "See? we were right! An earthquake DID happen!" ...Even though the moon is nowhere near its closest point yet.
EDIT: It's been upgraded to a 9.0 earthquake.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
«Charlie Sheen»
Charlie Sheen = Michael Jackson Reincarnate
I admit, I've followed Charlie Sheen on Twitter. Although I haven't watched any of his crazy interviews I keep hearing about. I only followed him on Twitter because I expected to read some hilarious ramblings of self importance. However, he's kinda incoherent and not nearly as funny as I expected. I'll unfollow before long.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
«Civilization 5 Achievement»
Time to stop playing Civilization 5. I have officially won. That's it. Game over. There can be no win greater than what I have achieved: the "My Little Pony" achievement. I'm hesitant to play because if I do, I may get another achievement and "My Little Pony" will no longer show as my most recent. Yes, it's that awesome.
It's actually an easy achievement to get. While playing as Russia, research horseback riding before any other civilization... But it's My Little Pony. And that makes it awesome.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
«Fluttershy's Lullaby»
If only they had Fluttershy sing the entire lullaby. The part she sings is so soft and peaceful. Too bad Sweetie Bell had to ruin it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Hush Now, Quiet Now (Fluttershy's Lullaby)
Monday, March 7, 2011
«Motivational Monday: Man Up»
And now for something manly, this blog has been severely lacking in the "manliness" department lately.