I rode 21.7 miles on a bicycle yesterday and I gained a pound. Because in Soviet1 Alaska, exercise causes you to GAIN weight.
I've had this happen before. I just think it's funny. I definitely don't exercise to lose weight. I just figure I'm keeping myself well hydrated and I'm building muscle mass.
This was my first "major" ride of the year. Yes, 21.7 miles is major when there's only 31 miles of road end-to-end on the island.
1: Yes, I know Alaska isn't a communist state. This was just a spin on the "Soviet Russian reversal" theme I've had going this week.
Friday, May 21, 2010
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