«Children's Stories Gone Wrong (Part 2)»

A very short, real-world modern version of Alice in Wonderland.

Alice wandered down the dirt path, wondering what she would find next. Her adventures so far were so exciting and different. There was the Mock Turtle, the Mad Hatter's tea party, and so many others. Excited about what she may come upon next, Alice began to skip happily down the path, humming a little tune to herself. "Oh, I hope I get to meet the white rabbit again", Alice thought to herself as she skipped through the forest. "Although my adventures here had put me in grave danger, I still am curious as to what other intresting creatures live here in wonderland. Maybe dragons, or unicorns". The more Alice thought about her possible adventures, the faster she skipped and the happier she hummed her song. But, all of a sudden, Alice Stopped. There was her next adventure, right in front of her eyes. At the end of the path, there were 2 men wearing masks that covered their nose and mouth. They stood at a tall gate. Alice approached the men. "Hello", said Alice. "Sorry, Kid", said the taller man. "You can't leave Wonderland. This area is quarantined with Swine Flu".