Monday, September 14, 2009
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That's funny.
ReplyDeleteThose heathens! How dare they worship an inferior false prophet! There is but one true god: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Only His noodly appendage can grant salvation! His is the path to happiness and fulfillment in life! Only by converting to Pastafarianism can we create a peaceful world! And if you disagree, then I'll rape your wife, kill your children, and grind cigarettes into your eyes!
ReplyDelete@ Andrew: Hey, violence is not the way of Pastafarians. I just so happen to have the Good Book itself: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And it sayith:
ReplyDelete"So remember, Pastafarians are not assholes. We simply deliver His Word and let the people decide." - Page 93, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Oh, and I don't have a wife or children.