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Thursday, June 25, 2009

«Deuteronomy 23:1»

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Deuteronomy 23:1

Well, so much for eunuchs, surgical transsexuals, and certain accident victims... I wounder, why does God care so much about your testicles?

3 comments:

  1. Does it say anything about prostates..? cause if genetics says anything about that I am going to have to give mine up at around 50.

    Why does god care about your mini men so much ? Well cause god is either a dude that only talks to other dudes or god has some weird ass fetishes.
    Or maybe the simple ancient backward ass goat farmers that wrote the original bible only considers men and more specifically complete men to be person's in their eyes and thus worthy of god's considerations.

    HAR HAR Ancient sexism for the win.

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  2. @ stratagem: Well, yeah. The reality is it's due to ancient sexism and there is no God. Did they even know what a prostate was back then? I don't think the bible says anything about prostates.

    I guess I need a comment from Looney to straighten out what this passage is "suppose" to mean.

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  3. "To the Marf Machine!"

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