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Friday, October 9, 2009

«Obama's Nobel Peace Prize»

Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize
He ended the war in...um...Iraq. No, wait. No no, he ended the one in Afghanistan...er, I mean the War on Drugs. No, not that one either... Well, he made peace. Peace by...um...hmm...well, he did something. I think. Um... fixed the economy? No. Not quite. ...At all.

Seriously, what the hell did Obama do to warrant even being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize? Let alone win it? The best I can figure, it's because he's not George Bush. The whole world was so tired of Bush that they're happy to have anyone else.

Don't get me wrong, I like Obama as President. I voted for him. I just don't think he's that good.

5 comments:

  1. @ Looney: By taking his place. However, I'd argue that the war on Bush is not yet over, either. Just take for example all the things that are still being blamed on Bush (be it true or not).

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  2. He ended the war with the moon. By roughing it up abit with a few bombings, he was able to draw a truce with the moonites, so now we're not going to split it in half, and we get free cheese. Enough to feed everyone on Earth. Thus eliminating the crime rates of people killing for and stealing food. And thats why he got a Nobel Peace Prize.

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  3. @ S1x Legi0ns: No, not even that. NASA had this planned for 3 years: well before Obama's administration. So we can't give Obama credit for the moon bombings, either.

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