«IPOD Meme»

Even though, you know, I don't have an IPOD. I'm using WinAmp on my computer to randomize my entire music list for this. 1,589 songs; not much compared to some people.

As seen on Escape Hatch:
"Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING."

I have bolded the questions, and inserted the random songs from my collection that came up...

How does the world see you?
Willie Nelson - On The Road Again
(Not true, I hardly ever go on road trips. I'm trapped on an island.)

Will I have a happy life?
Wolfsheim - No Happy View
(Wow... That just may be true... And it really did come up randomly.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Randy Newman - Birmingham
(I didn't even know I had this song)

What do people secretly think of me?
Afro Celt Sound System - Sure as Not
(Ok... I suppose I can be a little indecisive sometimes.)

How can I be happy?
Final Selection - Lost
(Wow... My happiness really is lost...)

What should I do with my life?
Sopor Aeternus - Not Dead But Dying
(I suppose that is life. We're not dead yet, but we're all dying.)

What is some good advice for me?
Rammstein - Stripped
(Is it telling me to strip? lol)

How will I be remembered?
Loreena McKennitt - The Highwayman
(I'm not a robber!)

What is my signature dancing song?
Beseech - In Her Arms
(I don't dance. Be it in "her" arms or not. There isn't even a "her" in my life anyway.)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Coil - The Anal Staircase
(That's a weird friggin' song. I'd say about the weirdest I have...)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Sisters of Mercy - Emma
(Sorry, I don't have a witty comment to make about this one.)

What song will play at my funeral?
Weird Al Yankovic - This is The Life
(Gee... Thanks a lot.)

What type of men/women do you like?
Celtic Spirits - Martha's Harbour
(That's not even a description.)

What is my day going to be like?
Painbastard - Nyctophobia
(Painbastard and fear of the dark, that's not a good sign.)

Well, it would appear the 'randomness that be' does not look kindly at me...