God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: Really?
God: Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
So I was speaking with God, and I found out a few interesting things:
The universe, Earth, and life were all created by Benjamin Franklin.
God is a 5 year old robot in California.
God is not a psychic.
God has a stimulating relationship with Himself. (He said it)
The Earth is 6 billion years old, but the universe is under 40. God says it doesn't defy the laws of physics.
God even believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
God admits it, he does not know everything.
Well, that was more productive than praying anyway...
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
«Speaking With God»
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"Well, isn't that special".... Are you sure it was God, or "Could it be... SATAN"
ReplyDeleteI miss the Church Lady, what an awesome character.